The Funniest Thing

Heelooooo!!

Woah, have i got a story for you guys?

So theres this guy. Hes a bit desperate, but means well. We will call him ..... Pete for now.
So one night i log onto facebook and Pete starts to chat to me. - quick side note, he has talked to me everyday that week-  as any nice person would you would be polite and talk to him. After a while the conversation starts to die off. I'm thinking "yes! Maybe he'll give up"- wrong
Pete is a fighter.
"So, what do you want to talk about?" He says
"I dont really mind, whatever you want :)" i reply
"It's completely up to you my rose"

My rose

MY ROSE

Oh dear, my rose? Now please correct me if im over reacting...but is my rose really creepy or what?
But wait! The story continues!
After a while of talking dribble with Pete he decides to tell me that he draws. Ohh an artist, how mysterious and sexy.
He drew me a picture.
It was a rose
With my name written next to it in wonkey capital letters with a love heart.
Uhmm ... Thankyou ?

From what i've heard, Pete has liked every single girl on the face of the earth. So i was flattered, but i wasnt sweapt off my feet.
Infact just last year he started to chat up one of my close friends. Oh haha and she looks like a victoria secret model...hahahah im not kidding. Pete started to aim high. Feeling great that i was like his 108th choice. Woo!

So i really want to hear some other funny boy-date-pickupline  stories. Please please PLEEAASSEE share with me.

With love from
Christina xxx